Awkward Spinning Experience

I am an avid spinner and spin at least twice a week. I take a lot of the same teachers because of the times I am able to go. I have been wearing these fantastic sports bras (well I thought they were fantastic till last night) They are Champion from Target and they come in many fun colors and have thin straps so I don't feel totally suffocated as most sports bras make me feel.
I was nearly done with my class last night with a teacher who I take at least once a week if not more and apparently my boobs were bouncing more than usual which lead me to the moment. The instructor got off his bike in the middle of the class to come over to me and whisper in my ear "its called a sports bra!!" I was in shock who does that. I am not sure if I am putting off a weird vibe these days, but random things have been occurring lately and I am not sure how I feel about it.

Massage Gone Wrong

So we all have heard massage horror stories, the masseuse getting a little to close to your privates, getting a boob rub, bad breathe or weird noises made by the therapist but nothing prepared me for what I experienced last night. 

I am a frequent visitor to the Massage Place in Brentwood just a short walk from my house, I have been going for years. I just got back from a trip to Cabo and off a stressful week of work I thought a massage would be a great Tuesday night treat. I arrived fifteen minutes early for my 7 o'clock appointment to relax for a few minutes before I was called in. I was passing the time by checking my emails on my Blackberry when I realized it was ten after seven and my name had not been called. Just as I was about to say something my therapist came over and said I am so sorry but my last client has been in the room for over 15 minutes, I don't know what he is doing and I am so sorry. I immediately thought something was fishy, but just went on with my business on my blackberry. Another five minutes went by and the massage therapist asked the manager at the front desk to please go knock on the door and check on the man to make sure he was okay. When the therapist knocked the man said I am putting on my shoes be out soon. Hmmm I thought to myself why does it take nearly 20 minutes to put your clothes back on after a massage a little strange. 

Finally the man emerged looking very discombobulated, confused and disheveled, but nothing out of the ordinary after you get a massage. He looked like a normal guy maybe in his 30's nothing strange about his appearance. The therapist ran in quickly changed the sheets and asked me to come in that she was ready. The Massage Place is a no frills place you go in get your massage and leave. They usually have a few sets of clean sheets on a shelf in the room to make the transition from client to client seamless and quick.

It was time for me to get undressed and get onto the massage bed. I pulled back the sheet and got under the sheets only to find out the sheets were wet. I immediately jumped out of the sheets looked down and there was a circle of wetness on the top sheet that had soaked through to the bottom sheet. I threw my clothes back on and ran out of the room to tell the therapist. She felt so badly because she knew what it was and was as disgusted as I was about to be. The man had rubbed one out and decided to ejaculate his nastiness onto my clean sheets. I laid in a strangers sperm!!! The therapist began to tell me that the man had been upset with her because she stopped his massage early because he was playing with his little friend during the massage. 

I wasn't sure what to do I was in shock. I ended up getting my massage but the first half an hour was ruined by the thoughts of what I had just laid in!!

I got a free massage but it will be hard for me to go back.